Chewbacca is going to be so upset...

[melissajm]

Our local supermarket is offering a Christmas special: "Spiral sliced Han."

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[jjschwabach.livejournal.com]

AAoooooorrrwwaaaoooh!

[southernweirdo.livejournal.com]

I try to stay away from "long pork" myself...

[yourbob.livejournal.com]

I think the dominant Chinese culture would be upset too.

[lmarley.livejournal.com]

The sign I always get a kick out of is over the letters and envelopes section: STATIONARY. Not quite sure what you do with an envelope that won't go anywhere.

[melissajm.livejournal.com]

I used to get a smile out of a local building that held two businesses. Their sign said:

The Jewish World
Gentiles: Parking In Rear

[jjschwabach.livejournal.com]

That was, in this case, pronounced "gent-till-ees," yes?

You need to take a picture of that sign before it gets taken down.

[melissajm.livejournal.com]

I don't know.

Alas, it already has been.

[j-cheney.livejournal.com]

Our TV station had a blurb talking about bariatric benefitswithout that 'evasive surgery'

They ran that all all day long. It was aactually written out on the screen that way. I groaned every time I saw it.

[melissajm.livejournal.com]

It's the Doctor Who version where "the fat just walks away."

(Sorry, BBC. Couldn't resist. ;))

[j-cheney.livejournal.com]

::rolls eyes::