Best line of the night: Everyone’s lying around in a turkey-induced stupor when my sister’s sister-in law and her boyfriend announce that they have to leave. Sleepy, overstuffed family members ask “Will you be OK to drive?” Boyfriend replies “I’m the designated driver. I had ham.”
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(designated driver. ham. *snerk*)
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Happy Leftover Day to you too! Mmm, banana cream pie...